Jessie the dog
"If retired dairy farmers aren’t given something to do they tend to be out in the early hours bringing in the neighbour’s newspapers and herding their cats into orderly lines.

Enter stage right a huge section just perfect for a home with extensive glazing, stone feature walls and immaculate sweeping lawns spilling down to a river. There’s a workshop, room for the ride on mower and all the bloke stuff he needs to keep him happily busy until the cows come home. "